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I DISTURBED A TOWEL ON THE WAY IN THE SHOWER AND DISCOVERED A SPIDER HE WAS RIGHT NEXT TO MY PANTS
THE SPIDER WAS RIGHT NEXT TO MY PANTS AND I IMAGINED THE SPIDER WANDERING INTO THEM AND I WAS BOTHERED
THIS BOTHERED ME
THEN I IMAGINED THE SPIDER WANDERING OFF, WEARING MY PANTS WITH A HAPPY GRIN ON HE FACE HE WAS SMILING AND PROUD AND I WAS LESS BOTHERED
I FELT HAPPY
AND ALSO WET I GUESS
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2012 WAS A GIANT PREDACEOUS BIRD HOVERING OVER 2011 BLOCKING THE SUN AND DAMPENING OUR SPIRITS BUT NOW IT’S HERE AND IM WAITING
WHERE IS THE DOOM
WHERE ARE THE TALONS
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MY “MORAL COMPASS” IS SET TO
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A CRIMINALLY DERIVED AVALANCHE. ILL-GOTTEN GAINS HIDDEN IN THE BARN. A HORSE EXPLOSION. HANDS IN THE DARK.
THOSE ARE SOME THINGS
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To read only children’s books, Osip Mandelstam
To read only children’s books,
To have only childish thoughts,
To throw everything grown-up away,
To rise from deep sadness.
I am deathly tired of life,
I will accept nothing from it.
But I love my poor land,
For I have seen no other.
I rocked in a distant garden
On a plain wooden swing,
Tall dark fir trees
I recall in a hazy fever.
Source: poemhunter.com
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SMELL MY WILD FLAVORS
HERE IS A THING I WROTE CALLED “SMELL MY WILD FLAVORS” I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT AND ALSO THAT YOU HAVE A NICE WEEKEND
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THE HUMAN ANIMAL HAS MANY UNIQUE BEHAVIORS, THE MOST DISGUSTING OF WHICH IS ARGUABLY WHEN IT OPENS THE RICTUS IN THE CENTER OF ITS CRANIUM AND VIBRATES ITS SOFT, WET THROAT TO EMIT STRANGE NOISES IT DOES THIS ALL THE TIME AND IT IS HORRIBLE
IF YOU MEET A HUMAN IN THE WILD DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT DO NOT GIVE IT MONEY DO NOT ENCOURAGE IT TO MAKE THESE HORRIBLE SOUNDS
STRIKE IT FIRMLY IN THE BACK OF THE SKULL WITH A HARD OBJECT (EX. A SHOVEL) AND RUN AWAY IMMEDIATELY
TELL NO ONE WHAT YOU HEARD OR WHAT YOU’VE DONE
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A POORLY PACKED BOX OF FEELINGS COMES CRASHING DOWN THE STAIRS AND SPILLS OUT ONTO THE FLOOR WE ALL GASP, THEN CRY, THEN LAUGH, THEN NAP AND HAVE BAD DREAMS
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