9th April 2014

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4th April 2014

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I THINK IT’S IRRESPONSIBLE OF MODERN SCIENCE TO REFUSE TO REEVALUATE THEIR POSITION GIVEN NEW EVIDENCE

IT’S CLEAR THEY PREFER TO PERPETUATE LIES

EVOLUTION CLAIMS WE WERE ALL DESCENDED FROM A SINGLE COMMON ANCESTOR

A ONE CELLED THINGUM THAT BLOSSOMED INTO THE PANOPLY OF LIFE THAT IS EARTH’S PRESENT BIOSPHERE

WHICH IS CLEARLY RIDICULOUS

ALL LIFE ON EARTH IS DESCENDED FROM DIFFERENT HORSES AND EVERYONE WHO IS “FOR REAL” KNOWS IT

HORSES THAT MADE MISTAKES

LIKE FOR INSTANCE ONE GOT BURIED AND THEN WE HAD PLANTS (EARTH HORSES)

AND THEN IT HAD BABIES

A LOT OF BABIES

FISH ARE JUST DIFFERENT HORSES WHO FELL IN AND THEN GOT USED TO THE WATER

I MEAN COME ON

IT’S OBVIOUS

3rd April 2014

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IF YOU WANT FASHION TO ACTUALLY CHANGE, TO MOVE PAST THE CEASELESS REMIXING OF PREEXISTING IDEAS,

YOU MUST RADICALLY ALTER THE HUMAN BODY

I SUGGEST MORE BUTTS

3rd April 2014

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ONE POPULAR TYPE OF BABY IS “TINY”

SAMPLE DIALOGUE:

"HEY LOOK ITS A TINY BABY. I LOVE THE TINY BABY WITH MY HEART."

ANOTHER POPULAR KIND OF BABY, BUT RARER, IS TEENY TINY

THIS KIND OF BABY IS VERY SMALL

29th March 2014

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EVERYTIME YOU REFRESH A FEED ON THE INTERNET PICTURE IT AS A WAVE, GENTLY ROLLING YOU TOWARD THE DISTANT HORIZON

WHERE U DIE

YOU DIE THERE

29th March 2014

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WE NEED A WHOLE NEW INTERNET THIS ONES USED UP

THROW IT OUT

29th March 2014

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ITS LEGAL TO DESTROY ALL LIFE ON EARTH SO LONG AS YOU DO IT SLOW AND SOMEONE GETS PAID

NICE

23rd March 2014

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HEY TUMBLR I BOUGHT A JACKET

THIS IS ME WEARING MY JACKET

IVE ALREADY TAKEN IT OFF (IRL, NOT IN THE PICTURE IN THE PICTURE IM WEARING IT) BUT LATER IM GOING TO PUT IT ON AGAIN

ITS NICE JACKET

I LIKE IT

HEY TUMBLR I BOUGHT A JACKET

THIS IS ME WEARING MY JACKET

IVE ALREADY TAKEN IT OFF (IRL, NOT IN THE PICTURE IN THE PICTURE IM WEARING IT) BUT LATER IM GOING TO PUT IT ON AGAIN

ITS NICE JACKET

I LIKE IT

21st March 2014

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(UNLESS YOU ENTER A BUILDING WHERE CAPES ARE ILLEGAL)

21st March 2014

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A CAPE IS JUST A BLANKET YOU NEVER HAVE TO LEAVE

21st March 2014

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ONE OF THE SECRETS OF BUG JAIL IS THE BUGS ACTUALLY LIKE IT THERE BUT PRETEND THEY DON’T

THEY’RE PARTYING IN THERE

LIKE SAY A BUG GETS ARRESTED? HE PRETENDS TO HATE IT A LOT UNTIL HE GETS TO JAIL AND THE COPS ARE GONE AND THEN HE HOOTS IT UP WITH ALL HIS FRIENDS

21st March 2014

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IM ALWAYS WORRYING ABOUT WHAT IF A POWERFUL BABY DEFEATS ME IN BATTLE EVEN THOUGH I DON’T EVEN FIGHT BABIES VERY OFTEN AT ALL

AND I ALWAYS WIN

14th March 2014

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NEW GANGWORMSSSS COMING SOON

I LOVE THE WORMS

NEW GANGWORMSSSS COMING SOON

I LOVE THE WORMS

14th March 2014

Photo reblogged from Jeder für sich und Gott gegen alle with 45 notes

blastedheath:

alongtimealone
Albert Oehlen (German, b. 1954), Selbstporträt mit Pferd [Self-portrait with horse], 1985. Oil on canvas, 160 x 130 cm.




FANTASTIC

blastedheath:

alongtimealone

Albert Oehlen (German, b. 1954), Selbstporträt mit Pferd [Self-portrait with horse], 1985. Oil on canvas, 160 x 130 cm.

FANTASTIC

Source: alongtimealone

14th March 2014

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WHEN OPERATING A KNIFE, AVOID SLOWLY PRESSING THE BLADE INTO YOUR OWN FLESH WHILE HOWLING

WHEN OPERATING A CAR, ALSO TRY TO AVOID SLOWLY PRESSING IT INTO YOUR FLESH WHILE HOWLING

JUST GENERALLY TRY TO AVOID SLOWLY PRESSING THINGS INTO YOURSELF WHILE HOWLING

IM A DOCTOR