January 2012
54 posts
SMELL MY WILD FLAVORS
HERE IS A THING I WROTE CALLED “SMELL MY WILD FLAVORS” I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT AND ALSO THAT YOU HAVE A NICE WEEKEND
SMELL EM
THE HUMAN ANIMAL HAS MANY UNIQUE BEHAVIORS, THE MOST DISGUSTING OF WHICH IS ARGUABLY WHEN IT OPENS THE RICTUS IN THE CENTER OF ITS CRANIUM AND VIBRATES ITS SOFT, WET THROAT TO EMIT STRANGE NOISES IT DOES THIS ALL THE TIME AND IT IS HORRIBLE
IF YOU MEET A HUMAN IN THE WILD DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT DO NOT GIVE IT MONEY DO NOT ENCOURAGE IT TO MAKE THESE HORRIBLE SOUNDS
STRIKE IT FIRMLY IN THE...
A POORLY PACKED BOX OF FEELINGS COMES CRASHING DOWN THE STAIRS AND SPILLS OUT ONTO THE FLOOR WE ALL GASP, THEN CRY, THEN LAUGH, THEN NAP AND HAVE BAD DREAMS
so much joy it hurts: My Memories of You Are... →
kathleenjoy:
In that country there is a train
that stops when it gets tired It doesn’t bother
to read the signs There is a man in my car
who claims to be French
but does not understand me
when I ask quelle heure
est-il He shows me a picture of a man
and points to himself And the man
in the picture…
WRITING A THING AND THEN STOPPING BECAUSE YOU REALIZE IT DOESN’T COMMUNICATE YOUR POINT BECAUSE YOU’RE ACTUALLY NOT SURE WHAT YOUR POINT IS IT SEEMED CERTAIN BEFORE YOU BEGAN WRITING OR, IF YOU LIKE, “THE EXAMINATION” BUT NOW IT’S ALL VAGUE AND MALFORMED AND YOU SORT OF HOPE THE STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY OF WORDS JUST THE WORDS THEMSELVES WILL CARRY YOUR POINT THROUGH BUT...
WORDS ARE SPILLING OUT OF MY MOUTH AT A RATE ROUGHLY EQUAL TO THE EXPANSION OF MY HEAD (MY HEAD IS EXPANDING) AND THEY ARE GETTING MORE AND MORE CAPITAL JUST LIKE ENORMOUS ALLCAPS AND MY SKULL IS BECOMING ENORMOUS BUT MY BRAIN IS NOT IT IS ROLLING AROUND IN MY HEAD LIKE A PEBBLE WITH ROUGH EDGES BEING SMOOTHED OUT BY THE SURE HAND OF A ROCK TUMBLER AND IT FEELS OKAY FEELS SMOOTH LIKE WAKING UP...
“A COOL NEW MAMMAL THE WORLD DID NOT EXPECT BUT WHICH IT WILL JUST HAVE TO DEAL WITH SHIT HAPPENS HIT THE FAST FORWARD AND RELEASE THE PIGDOG TO THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE THANK YOU EVERYONE”
Watchpitchfork:
This magnetic, looping, live-in-studio performance of Grimes’ recent Best New Track “Genesis” comes courtesy of Yours Truly.
GONNA MARRY AND DIVORCE GRIMES
PICTURE ME IN AN OVERSIZED THRONELIKE CHAIR, FROWNING AND PETTING A SMALL PIG
(IT’S THIS PIG http://youtu.be/bgmcNG9Lyu8)
OKAY NOW STOP PICTURING IT
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING MY NEW GAME “EVIL VILLAIN”
HUMANS ARE COOL ANIMALS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE ONES TO LICK
DON’T DO ILLEGAL STUFF LIKE BE AN ENORMOUS BLOODSUCKING BAT THAT TERRORIZES AN EASTERN EUROPEAN VILLAGE IN THE NIGHTTIME
I LOVE PIG AND LIFE
I LOVE JELLYTHING
I LOVE TO WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND BE ALIVE AND IN BED
I DO NOT LIKE TO GET OUT OF BED
