May 2010
2 posts
I RECOMMEND OWNING A MAGIC DOG.
I WILL BURST INTO YOUR ROOM UNANNOUNCED.
I WILL BE WEARING BREECHES AND BRANDISHING A RAPIER.
I WILL BE SAYING THINGS LOUDLY AND WITH AN INTENSE LOOK ON MY FACE.
I WILL MENTION “THE QUEEN” A LOT.
BUT IT WON’T MAKE ANY SENSE.
I WILL PUT A CHEETAH IN YOUR MOUTH AND IT WILL EAT UP ALL YOUR TONGUES.
AND THEN SING YOU SONGS WITH THEM WHICH MAKE YOU CRY.
