November 2011
60 posts
SOMETIMES WHEN YOU CUT YR OWN HAIR THIS THING HAPPENS WHERE IT LOOKS GOOD, FUCK IT LOOKS FANTASTIC! YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GO OUT AND SHOW IT OFF! BUT THEN YOU DON’T, INSTEAD YOU GO TO BED AND IN THE MORNING IT LOOKS TERRIBLE AND THAT’S WHY I NEED TO BORROW A CUP OF YOUR COCAINE THANKS NEIGHBOR
YOU’RE A TRUE AMERICAN
HERE, HAVE SOME DORITOS.
STEVE ROGGENBUCK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
(AND ALSO OTHER THINGS)
http://www.blazevox.org/08sp-sr.htm
IM EATING DORITOS LIKE IT’S MY JOB TO EAT DORITOS
BECAUSE IT IS MY JOB TO EAT DORITOS.
(I GET PAID IN DORITOS)
IT’S LIKE IM ALWAYS AT WORK.
I AM A GOOD AMERICAN.
I LOOK GOOD IN HATS.
I NEVER FEEL SAD.
IN GENERAL, I DO A LOT OF SMILING AND NODDING AND NOT LISTENING
BUT SOMETIMES JUST THE NOT LISTENING PART WITHOUT THE SMILING AND NODDING
DOES ANYONE ELSE SPEND A FEW HOURS IN THE MORNING LISTENING TO PHIL COLLINS ON REPEAT AND FEELING INDOMITABLE?
BECAUSE I RECOMMEND IT
IT’S A LIE BUT THE MORNING IS A GOOD TIME FOR POSITIVE DELUSIONS
THEY’RE LIKE FUEL FOR THE DAY’S TRAVAILLES
THE SUN IS MORE BEAUTIFUL AND VIOLENT THAN ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS ON EARTH
BUT, LIKE, DON’T LET THAT STOP YOU FROM TRYING
HER BREATH WAS SLENDER.
LIKE THE FIRST WEAK LIGHT OF MORNING TO LIP THE MOUNTAIN AND WITH GENTLE, UNCERTAIN FINGERS TOUCH THE REEDS
OR ELSE LIKE A RIVULET OF WATER SEARCHING FOR A STRONGER CURRENT.
HER HANDS, HER NECK—ALL SLENDER
HER FINGERS-
VERY SLENDER.
SUCH A SMALL THING TO CONTAIN ENORMOUS STORMS INSIDE.
WATCH HER FRANTIC EYES AND BUSY HANDS
OBSERVE THE WAY SHE MOVES...
IN WHICH I COPY @METEMPSYCH AND WRITE A POEM BEGUN...
A BAG FULL OF SQUIRRELS IS A SQUIRMY THING, LIKE A PERFECT SPHERE TRYING TO COME ALIVE
AND WHAT SORT OF MATH DO YOU USE TO MAP THE TOPOLOGY OF A TANGLE OF SQUIRRELS TRAPPED IN A BAG
AND FURTHER DO YOU THINK THEY’D SLEEP ALL AT ONCE WOULD THEY SYNC UP
AND BECOME A SORT OF SUPERSQUIRREL OR DO YOU THINK THIS SAC WOULD BE TYPIFIED
BY A DESPERATE ANTAGONISM, LIKE A SINGLE CELLED ORGANISM...
FLEE! FLEE RUN SCAMPER AND GLIDE
OH MY LITTLE POEMS OH MY FANCIES
WE ARE SWEEPING CLEAN THE CENTER STAGE WE
NEED IT FOR IMPORTANT CALCULATIONS AND WATCH NOW
HOW THE AUDIENCE SITS RAPT, STARING AT THE EMPTY STAGE
WOULD YOU LIKE TO REST NOW OR HELP ME COUNT THE BOX OFFICE
IN THE BACKROOM OH THERE WILL COME A TIME FOR LIGHTS!
ACTION! AND YOU AT THE FRONT, YOU CAUGHT IN THE ELLIPSE OF...
I DON’T NECESSARILY HAVE TIME TO START AT THE BEGINNING
AND SO AS A GENERAL PRACTICE I DONT
I SKIP TO THE MIDDLE AND INFER THE REST OR ELSE I LET IT SIT
IN A FOG OF POTENTIAL LIKE THE WAY THE CITY YOU JUST LEFT SITS
BEHIND YOU ON YOUR WAY TO A NEW ONE IT LURKS ON THE LANDSCAPE
AND IF YOU’VE LEFT IN THE MORNING IT’S EASY TO IMAGINE IT BREATHING
I OFTEN SLEEP IN...
GO TO A BUSY RESTAURANT DRESSED AS WAITERS AND PRETEND TO WORK THERE
FORCE STRANGERS TO TAKE PICTURES WITH YOU AND COLLECT THEM IN AN ALBUM CALLED “PEOPLE WE DON’T KNOW”
TANDEM COLORING BOOKS
(COOL STUFF FOR COUPLES TO DO)
WHEN I WAS 14 I CONSUMED AN ENTIRE BOOK BEFORE MY ASTONISHED HOME-ROOM AND CLAIMED TO HAVE “READ” THE BOOK GASTRONOMICALLY.
WHEN I WAS 13 I FELL FROM A THREE STORY WINDOW AND LANDED ON MY FACE AND PASSED OUT FOR THREE WEEKS. WHEN I WOKE, I FOUND THE WORLD STRANGE AND ALIEN, FULL OF LIGHT AND COLORS AND SOUNDS BUT ALL OF THEM TOO LOUD AND TOO BRIGHT AND HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE. THAT...
TRY TO STOP ME GO AHEAD WAIT NOT THAT HARD JUST TRY TO STOP ME A LITTLE
WHAT IF I REPLACED YR HAIR WITH GUMMY WORMS HOW WOULD YOU FEEL?
DELICIOUS. CORRECT.
PEPPERSPRAY: “IT’S A FOOD PRODUCT, ESSENTIALLY”
TOTALLY, THAT MAKES SENSE AND IS NOT INSANE AT ALL.
IT’S THE HOT NEW TOPPING ON OUR NUTRITIOUS PIZZA PIES. IT’S DANGEROUS FLAVOR.
HOT DOG, AMERICA! WE’VE WEAPONIZED NUTRITION
THIS IS EXCITING
THIS IS IMPORTANT
I WANT TO EAT A RIFLE.
PICTURE IT! ME IN A MALL, MY BALLCAP BACKWARDS, MY EAGLE PERCHED...
WHAT? NO, IM NOT PREJUDICED. SEVERAL OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE CAPTAINS OF INDUSTRY
I AM GOING TO DRINK SOME WHISKEY AND THERE’S THINGS YOU COULD DO ABOUT IT BUT NOT VERY MANY AND MOST OF THEM ARE INCONVENIENT
EXAMPLE: FLY TO SAN DIEGO, ACQUIRE A GUN, TRACK ME DOWN AND THEN SHOOT ME IN THE FACE.
FURTHER EXAMPLE: SURGICALLY REMOVE MY BRAIN AND REPLACE IT WITH PEBBLES
BUT THEN ALSO: BURY ALL THE WHISKEY IN AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION WHILE I AM DISTRACTED AND LOOKING...
THERE ARE A COUPLE OF “BEST” PARTS OF MY DAY BUT ALL OF THEM INVOLVE PUTTING SOMETHING IN MY MOUTH
>”BESTS”
>”BEASTS”
TRY SAYING “BEASTS” AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE IN A SENTENCE.
EX: I LIKE BEASTS.
OKAY THAT ONE WASN’T VERY GOOD
YOU CAN PROBABLY DO BETTER. BE A BETTER BEAST THAN ME
PUT A LOT OF THINGS IN YR MOUTH
A...
>>>I WAS READING STEPPENWOLF AND THEN I WROTE THIS
I SOMETIMES FEEL INTRUDED UPON BY THE ANXIETIES OF OTHERS AND THIS IS ONLY ONE OF THE REASONS I SO OFTEN SEEK MY OWN COMPANY. IT IS EXHAUSTING TO BE AMONG THINGS THAT LOOK AT YOU WITH EXPECTATION IN THEIR EYES, THAT REQUIRE A RESPONSE AND NOT JUST AN APPROPRIATE WORD OR TWO, YOU MUST ANSWER ALL THE QUESTIONS ASKED AND ALSO THOSE THAT ARE NOT ASKED, YOU MUST IN EFFECT BUILD A MINIATURE (AND BY THE...
HELLO I AM AN ELEPHANTS
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING
WE ARE FROWNING TOGETHER
WHY ARE YOU FROWNING
WE WANT TO ROLLERSKATE
SO ROLLERSKATE
THE MAN SAID THAT WE CANNOT ROLLERSKATE HE SAID WE WOULD BREAK THE FLOOR
WE FROWNED AT HIM AND KEPT ON FROWNING
WE MIGHT DO SOME STAMPING LATER
WE ARE IN A HUFF
A Love Story Set on The Sun
februaryy:
We are melting in a way where I can’t tell you from me. It is hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot.
