Thank you for drinking at Kliks. We understand that our bar name is a nonsense word, however, it is aesthetically appealing as well as short, and in this sense it is non-threatening. As a bar, we understand the concept of a brand.
Thank you for being one of four people that were in the bar…
I ONCE BOUGHT A TIN TEAPOT AND THEN KILLED EVERYONE WHO WORKED IN THE THRIFTSTORE, THEN BURNED DOWN THE BUILDING THEN ATE A SANDWICH AND WHEN I WAS DONE EATING THE SANDWICH WHICH WAS GOOD IT HAD FLAVORS AND SALT I BURIED THE TEAPOT IN THE GROUND AT AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION
THEN I SAT AROUND WORRYING FOR 10 YEARS THAT SOMEONE MIGHT DISCOVER IT SO I DUG IT UP AND COMMITTED A GENOCIDE
SO NOW IT’S JUST ME AND MY TEAPOT WHAT YOU THINK OF THAT