May 2012
65 posts
DOG, A PROMOTIONAL GIF http://twitpic.com/9nt5nt CRISPIN BEST AND I ARE DOING A THING AND IT IS GOOD AND EXCITING
May 21st
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imaginaryimageblog: Colonel Mustard briefly removing his waxed handlebar moustache to use as an icepick behind the cocktail bar
May 21st
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IT’S MY BIRTHDAY AND IM LOST AT THE CIRCUS IM SURROUNDED BY CLOWNS AND PANICKING »PRESS FAST FORWARD PLEASE IT’S MY BIRTHDAY AND IM A FLEEING ZEBRA AND THERE’S WIND HOLD A MOMENT ON THIS ONE LET’S STAY A WHILE WITH THE WIND WELL OKAY IF YOU’RE NOT IN THE MOOD LET’S CHECK OUT THE NEXT ONE IT’S MY BIRTHDAY AND IM SPAWNING IN A DEPARTMENT...
May 20th
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LIKE ALL LIFEFORMS, I SEEK TO PERPETUATE MYSELF BUT I DO NOT WISH TO SPAWN IN THE TRADITIONAL FASHION, I WISH TO ASEXUALLY REPRODUCE BUT VERY RAPIDLY UNTIL I’VE CLOGGED UP ALL THE CITIES, THEIR DRAINS AND STREETS AND OFFICE BUILDINGS, UNTIL WILD TPHD’S CAN BE SEEN FROM SPACE CLUTTERING UP THE OCEAN’S SURFACE, SPILLING OVER THE GREAT WALL IN WAVES OF LIMBS AND BAD HAIR CUTS I...
May 20th
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LIKE ALL LIFEFORMS, I SEEK TO PERPETUATE MYSELF BUT I DO NOT WISH TO SPAWN I WISH TO BE ATOMISED AND DIVIDED EVENLY AND THEN CONSUMED
May 20th
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LIKE ALL LIFEFORMS, I SEEK TO PERPETUATE MYSELF BUT I DO NOT WISH TO SPAWN, I WISH TO LIVE FOREVER AND EVER UNTIL IM THE LAST THING AND IM FLOATING IN THE BLACK, ALONE, THINKING OF TWEETS AND EMAILING THEM TO MYSELF
May 20th
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"THE 13 GENDERS" by AGentleBrees (RIP) →
hungryghoast: This was originally by @AGentleBrees but I’m thankful it was RT’d by @myacehen: A ghost town, lone feature in a barren expanse. A crow alights on a dead tree, opening its beak: to you, traveler, it explains 1st Gender: TREE-LASS. Lumbering dancer made of timber: durable, timeless …… I MISS AGB
May 19th
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LET’S EMBRACE THE MONSTROUS AND ALSO FINELY RENDERED, WEAPONIZED SILKS
May 17th
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JUST THINK ABOUT IT
IF YOU WANT FASHION TO ACTUALLY CHANGE, TO MOVE OUTSIDE THE VECTOR OF CEASELESSLY REMIXING PREEXISTING BITS, PIECES AND IDEAS THEN YOU MUST RADICALLY ALTER THE HUMAN BODY. SO LONG AS THE HUMAN BODY REMAINS UNCHANGED, HAIRSTYLES AND GARMENTS WILL CYCLE THROUGH A FINITELY BOUND SET OF OPTIONS. A TIGHT VALENCE OF PERMUTATION ABOUT A MORE OR LESS FIXED FORM. THIS IS WHY I WOULD LIKE YOU ALL TO...
May 17th
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YOU GO INTO A TUNNEL AND IT’S WIGGLING BECAUSE IT’S REALLY ALL YOUR FRIENDS HOLDING HANDS AND STANDING LIKE A TUNNEL AND YOU’RE TICKLING THEM AS YOU PASS THROUGH AND EVERYONE IS LAUGHING
May 16th
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YOU GO INTO A TUNNEL BUT THEN COME OUT THE OTHER SIDE IN JUST A MOMENT SHORT TUNNEL PERHAPS JUST A SINGLE BREATH’S WORTH OF TUNNEL DISAPPOINTING, REALLY HARDLY SEEMS WORTH IT
May 16th
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YOU GO INTO A TUNNEL AND IT’S VERY DARK BUT NOT DARK ENOUGH SO YOU DIG A HOLE AND GO INTO THAT. NOW IT’S DARK ENOUGH. LOOK. A WORM. IT’S NICE HERE.
May 16th
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YOU GO INTO A TUNNEL AND MEET AN AGGRAVATED BEAR. YOU APOLOGIZE BUT THE BEAR IS STILL AGGRAVATED. YOU CONVINCE YOURSELF IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. YOU’RE NOT AGGRAVATING. (YOU ARE THOUGH. AND YOU KNOW IT.) ‎(SO DOES THE BEAR)
May 16th
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YOU GO INTO A TUNNEL AND TAKE A NAP AND THEN DUMBLY WANDER OUT AGAIN A SHORT TIME LATER NOT LONG AFTER YOU FORGET THE INCIDENT ENTIRELY
May 16th
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YOU GO INTO A TUNNEL AND GET LOST FOR A BIT BUT THEN SOMEHOW END UP IN A BALLPIT FULL OF HAPPY KIDS THEY’RE ALL SMILING
May 16th
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YOU GO INTO A TUNNEL AND YOU NEVER GET OUT OF IT IT’S SCARY IN THE TUNNEL AND YOU ARE AFRAID FOR A LONG WHILE BUT THEN YOU GO INSANE AND IT’S A RELIEF BUT IT’S ALSO LIKE ANOTHER TUNNEL A SMALLER ONE
May 16th
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“I have no problem thinking of tweets as poetry, because the really great ones...”
– Patricia Lockwood (via blancateli)
May 16th
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May 16th
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PLEASE TAKE THIS STONE— NO, THIS ONE. THE SMALL ONE YES. PLEASE TAKE THIS STONE AS FAR FROM ME AS POSSIBLE AND BURY IT. PLEASE BURY IT DEEPLY IMAGINE YOU ARE TRYING TO FORGET IT. TRY TO FORGET IT. PLEASE USE YOUR HANDS. IT IS IMPORTANT TO USE YOUR HANDS. AND WHEN YOU ARE FINISHED USING YOUR HANDS AND WHEN THIS NEW GRAVE HAS BEEN ACHIEVED AND THIS ROCK FORGOTTEN FOREVER, JUST...
May 16th
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Cage Match Vol. 2! →
baddronemedia: We have about 50 copies left. $5. Click the link below! http://baddrone.bigcartel.com/ http://baddrone.bigcartel.com/ http://baddrone.bigcartel.com/ Featuring art and writing from Ben Sears, Steve Roggenbuck, Matthew Baker Thompson, Bobby Griffiths,… THIS IS AN EXCELLENT COLLECTION WHICH I RECOMMEND. THERE’S TWO POEMS FROM ME IN IT, WHICH I ALSO RECOMMEND ^-^
May 11th
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