13th June 2014

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DID YOU KNOW: THERES A VERY HOT DOG MADE ALL OF LAVA WHO LIVE IN THE CENTER OF EARTH AND IF HE BARK HE CAN EXPLODE A LAKE INTO A CLOUD

IT TRU

11th June 2014

Photo with 25 notes

THIS TERRIBLE SELFIE IS 18 YEARS OLD AND REQUIRED 35 MM FILM ENJOY

THIS TERRIBLE SELFIE IS 18 YEARS OLD AND REQUIRED 35 MM FILM ENJOY

10th June 2014

Question with 69 notes

Anonymous said: Do you want to draw horses your whole life, or do you want a chance to change the world?

…..ARE THOSE THINGS MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE IN YOUR MIND?

ALSO, THE FIRST ONE

6th June 2014

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TINY DETAIL OF A LARGE PRINT I WAS WORKING ON JUST BEFORE I SPILLED WHISKEY ON MY COMPUTER AND BROKE IT LAST YEAR BECAUSE IM AN IDIOT AND I WANTED TO PUT WHISKEY ON MY PANCAKES AND DECIDED TO POUR OVER MY KEYBOARD 

I DON’T RECOMMEND DOING THIS

TINY DETAIL OF A LARGE PRINT I WAS WORKING ON JUST BEFORE I SPILLED WHISKEY ON MY COMPUTER AND BROKE IT LAST YEAR BECAUSE IM AN IDIOT AND I WANTED TO PUT WHISKEY ON MY PANCAKES AND DECIDED TO POUR OVER MY KEYBOARD

I DON’T RECOMMEND DOING THIS

5th June 2014

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IMAGINE A GUITAR SOLO SO SLOW IT LASTS FOR YOUR ENTIRE LIFE AND ONLY YOU CAN HEAR IT

5th June 2014

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IF YOU CUT OPEN A GUITAR SOLO, A LOT OF TINY BABY GUITAR SOLOS SPILL OUT AND START MATING WITH EVERYTHING THEY TOUCH

FOR INSTANCE, YOUR SKIN

5th June 2014

Question with 9 notes

lukechinworth said: Does it bug you to have your work scattered across tumblr, Facebook, Twitter, and Flickr with duplicates on some networks but not on others? It would bug me.

THIS IS A GOOD QUESTION! I FEEL LIKE BOTH MY WRITING AND VISUAL ART HAVE A SORT OF INTERNAL DISCONTINUITY, SO IT MAKES SENSE THAT THE WAY THEY ARE PRESENTED WOULD ALSO BE INCONSISTENT. IT’S NOT A STRATEGY THOUGH. IM CAPRICIOUS, AND MOSTLY POST THINGS ON THESE VARIOUS PLATFORMS WHEN I REMEMBER I ACTUALLY HAVE THEM.  

5th June 2014

Question with 10 notes

Anonymous said: I LIKE YOUR WORDS

THEY’RE NOT EVEN MINE IM JUST BORROWING THEM FOR A BIT BUT THANK YOU <3

2nd June 2014

Photoset reblogged from gustave moreau with 3,628 notes

amabamamare:

Adam Frezzo & Terri Chiao
Paper Plants

Excerpts from A Controlled Wild
Mixed media sculptures (painted paper, wire, plaster, flocking)
2013

Source: amabamamare

29th May 2014

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A MUSCLEMAN PREGNANT WITH A TRUCK A MUSCLEMAN PREGNANT WITH A HUGE AXE A MUSCLEMAN PREGNANT WITH ANOTHER, TINIER MUSCLEMAN

A MUSCLEMAN KISSING AND LICKING A HUGE PILE OF METAL

A MUSCLEMAN LIFTING….A BIG METAL…..AS A SEX

I WAS BORN IN A JUNKYARD WHEN A MUSCLEMAN ACCIDENTALLY LIFTED A BIG METAL….AS A SEX….AND GOT PREGNANT WITH ME

I DEVELOPED IN SILENCE FOR THREE MONTHS, AND THEN, SCREAMING, I BEGAN TO EAT MY WAY OUT

27th May 2014

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IM A TINY BABY DRIVING A CAR OFF A CLIFF

WHEN I GET TO THE BOTTOM, I DIE AND AM REBORN AT THE TOP

THEN I START DRIVING OFF THE CLIFF AGAIN NO ONE CAN STOP ME

NO ONE WANTS TO STOP ME


IM PERFECT

26th May 2014

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THE PROBLEM WITH AN UNCRITICAL APPROACH TO CRITICAL DISCOURSE IS IT ASKS THE MOST BASIC QUESTIONS OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND NEVER LISTENS TO THE ANSWERS

26th May 2014

Photo reblogged from this is the voice of dog with 1,403 notes

2nd May 2014

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IS IT A CRIME TO HOLLOW OUT THE MOON AND LIVE IN IT

YES

IS IT A CRIME TO HOLLOW OUT THE MOON AND LIVE IN IT WITH ALL THE GOLD I’VE STOLEN FROM EARTH

YES

IS IT A CRIME TO HOLLOW OUT THE MOON AND LIVE IN IT WITH ALL THE GOLD I’VE STOLEN FROM EARTH AND ALSO SHOOT MISSILES BACK AT THE PLANET AT RANDOM, CAPRICIOUS INTERVALS

YES

IS IT A CRIME TO INVENT A BICYCLE AS BIG AS THE SUN

YES

IS IT A CRIME TO SEND MY DOG TO COLLEGE

NO

IS IT A CRIME TO EMOTIONALLY PRESSURE MY DOG INTO RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

YES

IS IT A CRIME TO EMOTIONALLY PRESSURE MY DOG (AFTER HE WINS THE ELECTION) INTO MAKING THINGS I DISLIKE ILLEGAL, SUCH AS WIND

YES

23rd April 2014

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NOT COINCIDENTALLY, I STOPPED THINKING OF MYSELF AS “CLEVER” AROUND THE SAME TIME I STOPPED VALUING CLEVERNESS

IT USED TO MATTER, BUT THEN SUDDENLY IT DIDN’T

A DEEP CONVICTION I MUST HAVE BEEN CARRYING A LONG TIME FINALLY BORE OUT INTO THE LIGHT: THAT NO ONE WAS TRULY AND ACTUALLY CLEVER ON EARTH, THAT REAL CLEVERNESS REQUIRED A KIND OF PERCEPTUAL FREEDOM WE’D NEVER REACH, TRAPPED AS WE ARE IN BODIES WITH ONLY FIVE, MODERATELY ACUTE SENSES AND LIMITED STORAGE CAPACITY

I REASSESSED OUR COLLECTIVE POTENTIAL AND ROUNDED US DOWN

PARTLY BECAUSE OF THIS AND PARTLY BECAUSE OF THE ESSENTIAL TEDIUM OF THE PRACTICE, I DISMISSED IT

CLEVERNESS IS A DISPLAY AND THUS NOT ONLY REQUIRES AN AUDIENCE BUT, WORSE, BECOMES THE KIND OF PERFORMANCE THAT IS EXPECTED

A PERSONALITY LIKE A JOB YOU’VE ACCIDENTALLY HIRED YOURSELF TO PERFORM

THE GOOD NEWS

THERE ARE PARTS OF YOURSELF THAT YOU AUTOMATICALLY THROW AWAY IN AN EMERGENCY

AND HALLELUJAH IT IS POSSIBLE TO LIVE IN THE FIRST PART OF THE 21ST CENTURY OF THIS EARTH AS IF YOU’RE PERPETUALLY IN AN EMERGENCY

BECAUSE YOU ARE


IT’S LIKE MAKING YOUR NEW HOME

IN THE MIDDLE OF A BUSY STREET


THE MAIN THING IS TO LIVE

AND KEEP MOVING


CARRY NOTHING UNNECESSARY