2nd June 2014

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amabamamare:

Adam Frezzo & Terri Chiao
Paper Plants

Excerpts from A Controlled Wild
Mixed media sculptures (painted paper, wire, plaster, flocking)
2013

Source: amabamamare

29th May 2014

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A MUSCLEMAN PREGNANT WITH A TRUCK A MUSCLEMAN PREGNANT WITH A HUGE AXE A MUSCLEMAN PREGNANT WITH ANOTHER, TINIER MUSCLEMAN

A MUSCLEMAN KISSING AND LICKING A HUGE PILE OF METAL

A MUSCLEMAN LIFTING….A BIG METAL…..AS A SEX

I WAS BORN IN A JUNKYARD WHEN A MUSCLEMAN ACCIDENTALLY LIFTED A BIG METAL….AS A SEX….AND GOT PREGNANT WITH ME

I DEVELOPED IN SILENCE FOR THREE MONTHS, AND THEN, SCREAMING, I BEGAN TO EAT MY WAY OUT

27th May 2014

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IM A TINY BABY DRIVING A CAR OFF A CLIFF

WHEN I GET TO THE BOTTOM, I DIE AND AM REBORN AT THE TOP

THEN I START DRIVING OFF THE CLIFF AGAIN NO ONE CAN STOP ME

NO ONE WANTS TO STOP ME


IM PERFECT

26th May 2014

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THE PROBLEM WITH AN UNCRITICAL APPROACH TO CRITICAL DISCOURSE IS IT ASKS THE MOST BASIC QUESTIONS OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND NEVER LISTENS TO THE ANSWERS

26th May 2014

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2nd May 2014

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IS IT A CRIME TO HOLLOW OUT THE MOON AND LIVE IN IT

YES

IS IT A CRIME TO HOLLOW OUT THE MOON AND LIVE IN IT WITH ALL THE GOLD I’VE STOLEN FROM EARTH

YES

IS IT A CRIME TO HOLLOW OUT THE MOON AND LIVE IN IT WITH ALL THE GOLD I’VE STOLEN FROM EARTH AND ALSO SHOOT MISSILES BACK AT THE PLANET AT RANDOM, CAPRICIOUS INTERVALS

YES

IS IT A CRIME TO INVENT A BICYCLE AS BIG AS THE SUN

YES

IS IT A CRIME TO SEND MY DOG TO COLLEGE

NO

IS IT A CRIME TO EMOTIONALLY PRESSURE MY DOG INTO RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

YES

IS IT A CRIME TO EMOTIONALLY PRESSURE MY DOG (AFTER HE WINS THE ELECTION) INTO MAKING THINGS I DISLIKE ILLEGAL, SUCH AS WIND

YES

23rd April 2014

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NOT COINCIDENTALLY, I STOPPED THINKING OF MYSELF AS “CLEVER” AROUND THE SAME TIME I STOPPED VALUING CLEVERNESS

IT USED TO MATTER, BUT THEN SUDDENLY IT DIDN’T

A DEEP CONVICTION I MUST HAVE BEEN CARRYING A LONG TIME FINALLY BORE OUT INTO THE LIGHT: THAT NO ONE WAS TRULY AND ACTUALLY CLEVER ON EARTH, THAT REAL CLEVERNESS REQUIRED A KIND OF PERCEPTUAL FREEDOM WE’D NEVER REACH, TRAPPED AS WE ARE IN BODIES WITH ONLY FIVE, MODERATELY ACUTE SENSES AND LIMITED STORAGE CAPACITY

I REASSESSED OUR COLLECTIVE POTENTIAL AND ROUNDED US DOWN

PARTLY BECAUSE OF THIS AND PARTLY BECAUSE OF THE ESSENTIAL TEDIUM OF THE PRACTICE, I DISMISSED IT

CLEVERNESS IS A DISPLAY AND THUS NOT ONLY REQUIRES AN AUDIENCE BUT, WORSE, BECOMES THE KIND OF PERFORMANCE THAT IS EXPECTED

A PERSONALITY LIKE A JOB YOU’VE ACCIDENTALLY HIRED YOURSELF TO PERFORM

THE GOOD NEWS

THERE ARE PARTS OF YOURSELF THAT YOU AUTOMATICALLY THROW AWAY IN AN EMERGENCY

AND HALLELUJAH IT IS POSSIBLE TO LIVE IN THE FIRST PART OF THE 21ST CENTURY OF THIS EARTH AS IF YOU’RE PERPETUALLY IN AN EMERGENCY

BECAUSE YOU ARE


IT’S LIKE MAKING YOUR NEW HOME

IN THE MIDDLE OF A BUSY STREET


THE MAIN THING IS TO LIVE

AND KEEP MOVING


CARRY NOTHING UNNECESSARY

22nd April 2014

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arealliveghost:

I HAVE HUNDREDS OF SONS by theron jacobs, as dictated to me



LOL

arealliveghost:

I HAVE HUNDREDS OF SONS by theron jacobs, as dictated to me

LOL

18th April 2014

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LOOKS ABOUT WORTH THE PRICE

LOOKS ABOUT WORTH THE PRICE

9th April 2014

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4th April 2014

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I THINK IT’S IRRESPONSIBLE OF MODERN SCIENCE TO REFUSE TO REEVALUATE THEIR POSITION GIVEN NEW EVIDENCE

IT’S CLEAR THEY PREFER TO PERPETUATE LIES

EVOLUTION CLAIMS WE WERE ALL DESCENDED FROM A SINGLE COMMON ANCESTOR

A ONE CELLED THINGUM THAT BLOSSOMED INTO THE PANOPLY OF LIFE THAT IS EARTH’S PRESENT BIOSPHERE

WHICH IS CLEARLY RIDICULOUS

ALL LIFE ON EARTH IS DESCENDED FROM DIFFERENT HORSES AND EVERYONE WHO IS “FOR REAL” KNOWS IT

HORSES THAT MADE MISTAKES

LIKE FOR INSTANCE ONE GOT BURIED AND THEN WE HAD PLANTS (EARTH HORSES)

AND THEN IT HAD BABIES

A LOT OF BABIES

FISH ARE JUST DIFFERENT HORSES WHO FELL IN AND THEN GOT USED TO THE WATER

I MEAN COME ON

IT’S OBVIOUS

3rd April 2014

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IF YOU WANT FASHION TO ACTUALLY CHANGE, TO MOVE PAST THE CEASELESS REMIXING OF PREEXISTING IDEAS,

YOU MUST RADICALLY ALTER THE HUMAN BODY

I SUGGEST MORE BUTTS

3rd April 2014

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ONE POPULAR TYPE OF BABY IS “TINY”

SAMPLE DIALOGUE:

"HEY LOOK ITS A TINY BABY. I LOVE THE TINY BABY WITH MY HEART."

ANOTHER POPULAR KIND OF BABY, BUT RARER, IS TEENY TINY

THIS KIND OF BABY IS VERY SMALL

29th March 2014

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EVERYTIME YOU REFRESH A FEED ON THE INTERNET PICTURE IT AS A WAVE, GENTLY ROLLING YOU TOWARD THE DISTANT HORIZON

WHERE U DIE

YOU DIE THERE

29th March 2014

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WE NEED A WHOLE NEW INTERNET THIS ONES USED UP

THROW IT OUT