14th March 2014

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NEW GANGWORMSSSS COMING SOON

I LOVE THE WORMS

NEW GANGWORMSSSS COMING SOON

I LOVE THE WORMS

14th March 2014

Photo reblogged from Jeder für sich und Gott gegen alle with 46 notes

blastedheath:

alongtimealone
Albert Oehlen (German, b. 1954), Selbstporträt mit Pferd [Self-portrait with horse], 1985. Oil on canvas, 160 x 130 cm.




FANTASTIC

blastedheath:

alongtimealone

Albert Oehlen (German, b. 1954), Selbstporträt mit Pferd [Self-portrait with horse], 1985. Oil on canvas, 160 x 130 cm.

FANTASTIC

Source: alongtimealone

14th March 2014

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WHEN OPERATING A KNIFE, AVOID SLOWLY PRESSING THE BLADE INTO YOUR OWN FLESH WHILE HOWLING

WHEN OPERATING A CAR, ALSO TRY TO AVOID SLOWLY PRESSING IT INTO YOUR FLESH WHILE HOWLING

JUST GENERALLY TRY TO AVOID SLOWLY PRESSING THINGS INTO YOURSELF WHILE HOWLING

IM A DOCTOR

14th March 2014

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THE CLERK AT CVS GAVE ME LIKE 16 BAGS FOR EACH OF MY 4 ITEMS SO NOW IM NESTING IN THE CANDY AISLE I LIVE HERE NOW

8th March 2014

Photo reblogged from SOMETIMES I FORGET............ with 2,912 notes

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27th February 2014

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Q: IF YOU GET OWNED BY A BABY ENOUGH TIMES DO YOU BECOME A BABY

OR JUST GO TO HELL

ASKING FOR A FRIEND I’VE NEVER BEEN OWNED BY A BABY

26th February 2014

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WHAT IF COFFEE TASTED LIKE HOT DENIM

WHAT IF I COULD STRETCH MY TONGUE FOREVER BUT IT HURT A LOT

WHAT IF EVERYTHING TASTED LIKE HOT DENIM IM GOING TO EAT A PAIR OF JEANS TO PREPARE MYSELF

IM GOING TO SLITHER MY TONGUE ACROSS THIS COUNTRY AS AN EXERCISE IN REACHING PAST MY PERSONAL LIMITS

IM GOING TO LICK THE MOON

IM GOING TO LICK THE MOON

26th February 2014

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MY FAVORITE LIVING AUTHOR IS WALTER MOSLEY

I HAVE A LOT OF FAVORITE DEAD ONES

26th February 2014

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I LIKE TO SEND MYSELF IMPORTANT NOTES SO I DON’T FORGET THEM

I LIKE TO SEND MYSELF IMPORTANT NOTES SO I DON’T FORGET THEM

15th February 2014

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Anonymous asked: A little birdie told me that your not capable of looking after yourself, only drawing pictures of bugs, and fantasising about having sex with a horse. Is that true? Also, they said that stealing is what you like to do, in exchange for being shot one day. Truth?

*CASUALLY PUSHES YOU OFF A CLIFF*

BORING GO AWAY

9th February 2014

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I PROBABLY READ MORE AMAZON REVIEWS FOR BOOKS THAN ACTUAL BOOKS. ALSO I EAT PHOTOGRAPHS OF FOOD. ALSO IM FAKE AND NOT REAL

IM MADE UP

9th February 2014

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I JUST WATCHED LILO AND STITCH FOR THE FIRST TIME AND I FEEL LIKE I FOUND A THOUSAND DOLLARS ON THE GROUND

27th January 2014

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I ACCIDENTALLY POSTED AN ANSWER PUBLICLY, THEN DELETED IT BECAUSE I WANTED TO ANSWER PRIVATELY

THEN FOUND OUT THE PERSON WHO ASKED ME THE QUESTION DOESN’T HAVE AN ASK FUNCTION ON THEIR TUMBLR

AND TUMBLR ERASES QUESTIONS FOR SOME REASON AFTER YOU’VE ANSWERED THEM WHAT THE HECK

I FEEL LIKE I TYPED OUT AN ANSWER AND THEN FED IT GENTLY INTO A RIVER

25th January 2014

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DELIVERY!!!

DELIVERY!!!

24th January 2014

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PHIL HUNTINGTON RULES

http://www.flotian.com/Phil-Huntington