17th July 2014

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I HAVE NO BRAND CONTINUITY

*wins an award for impressive lack of brand continuity*

WOW THIS IS SO GREAT

12th July 2014

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the secret music of my hands grasping the bottle
and the satisfying cracking as i twist the seal
and then hold it up to the light

the liquid somewhere between gasoline and magic

the first taste of liquor is like a trumpet blown directly
down my throat

if gravity is real, EVERYTHING on the surface of earth is
trying to get to the center but gets interrupted somewhere
along the way

the second feels like swallowing an entire fur coat

like how millionaires do

for dinner

i take a third and i can wonder

if an octopus, ANY octopus, has ever been drunk
AND imagine eating an entire cello at the same time

there’s no laws against it and anyway I’m an outlaw

but a casual outlaw

i’m an outlaw, except i don’t make a big deal about it

you can probably already tell by the cut of my jeans

and here is an open invitation to imagine an octopus
wearing a pair of jeans

feel free to redeem at any time

it’s a great time to be alive

even if almost all evidence points
to the contrary

7th July 2014

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YOU’LL NEVER CATCH…..THE WORM!

YOU’LL NEVER CATCH…..THE WORM!

7th July 2014

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I CAN’T COPY OR PASTE ANYTHING FROM FB RIGHT NOW AND IM REALLY CONFUSED

2nd July 2014

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IM RITUALISTIC IN SMALL, MODEST WAYS. FOR INSTANCE WHEN I TURN 40 I PLAN TO BEGIN STYLING MY HAIR AS IF I AM AN FBI AGENT WHO IS TIRED OF BEING ALIVE

21st June 2014

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IT IS *EXTREMELY* MY BIRTHDAY TODAY

21st June 2014

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DO SPIDERS HAVE MEMORY

WILL A SPIDER REMEMBER IF WE’VE KISSED

13th June 2014

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DID YOU KNOW: THERES A VERY HOT DOG MADE ALL OF LAVA WHO LIVE IN THE CENTER OF EARTH AND IF HE BARK HE CAN EXPLODE A LAKE INTO A CLOUD

IT TRU

11th June 2014

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THIS TERRIBLE SELFIE IS 18 YEARS OLD AND REQUIRED 35 MM FILM ENJOY

THIS TERRIBLE SELFIE IS 18 YEARS OLD AND REQUIRED 35 MM FILM ENJOY

10th June 2014

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Anonymous said: Do you want to draw horses your whole life, or do you want a chance to change the world?

…..ARE THOSE THINGS MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE IN YOUR MIND?

ALSO, THE FIRST ONE

6th June 2014

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TINY DETAIL OF A LARGE PRINT I WAS WORKING ON JUST BEFORE I SPILLED WHISKEY ON MY COMPUTER AND BROKE IT LAST YEAR BECAUSE IM AN IDIOT AND I WANTED TO PUT WHISKEY ON MY PANCAKES AND DECIDED TO POUR OVER MY KEYBOARD 

I DON’T RECOMMEND DOING THIS

TINY DETAIL OF A LARGE PRINT I WAS WORKING ON JUST BEFORE I SPILLED WHISKEY ON MY COMPUTER AND BROKE IT LAST YEAR BECAUSE IM AN IDIOT AND I WANTED TO PUT WHISKEY ON MY PANCAKES AND DECIDED TO POUR OVER MY KEYBOARD

I DON’T RECOMMEND DOING THIS

5th June 2014

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IMAGINE A GUITAR SOLO SO SLOW IT LASTS FOR YOUR ENTIRE LIFE AND ONLY YOU CAN HEAR IT

5th June 2014

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IF YOU CUT OPEN A GUITAR SOLO, A LOT OF TINY BABY GUITAR SOLOS SPILL OUT AND START MATING WITH EVERYTHING THEY TOUCH

FOR INSTANCE, YOUR SKIN

5th June 2014

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lukechinworth said: Does it bug you to have your work scattered across tumblr, Facebook, Twitter, and Flickr with duplicates on some networks but not on others? It would bug me.

THIS IS A GOOD QUESTION! I FEEL LIKE BOTH MY WRITING AND VISUAL ART HAVE A SORT OF INTERNAL DISCONTINUITY, SO IT MAKES SENSE THAT THE WAY THEY ARE PRESENTED WOULD ALSO BE INCONSISTENT. IT’S NOT A STRATEGY THOUGH. IM CAPRICIOUS, AND MOSTLY POST THINGS ON THESE VARIOUS PLATFORMS WHEN I REMEMBER I ACTUALLY HAVE THEM.  

5th June 2014

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Anonymous said: I LIKE YOUR WORDS

THEY’RE NOT EVEN MINE IM JUST BORROWING THEM FOR A BIT BUT THANK YOU <3