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THE HUMAN ANIMAL HAS MANY UNIQUE BEHAVIORS, THE MOST DISGUSTING OF WHICH IS ARGUABLY WHEN IT OPENS THE RICTUS IN THE CENTER OF ITS CRANIUM AND VIBRATES ITS SOFT, WET THROAT TO EMIT STRANGE NOISES IT DOES THIS ALL THE TIME AND IT IS HORRIBLE
IF YOU MEET A HUMAN IN THE WILD DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT DO NOT GIVE IT MONEY DO NOT ENCOURAGE IT TO MAKE THESE HORRIBLE SOUNDS
STRIKE IT FIRMLY IN THE BACK OF THE SKULL WITH A HARD OBJECT (EX. A SHOVEL) AND RUN AWAY IMMEDIATELY
TELL NO ONE WHAT YOU HEARD OR WHAT YOU’VE DONE
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