29th May 2012

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“And how long have you been living with STUPID HAIR, would you say?”

*patient sobs quietly, averting his gaze*

Somewhere in the back a nurse points out his chart to another nurse and they both gasp.

“All my life, Doctor. All my life. But recently it’s gotten worse. Stupider.”

“Yes, I can see. Your hair is very stupid.”

*patient looks up with tearful eyes, eyes full of hope (and tears)*

“Isn’t there ANYTHING we can do, Doctor?”

“No. There’s nothing to be done, I’m afraid. Your hair is going to be stupid forever. Sorry.”

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