31st May 2012

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REVIEWS OF TPHD’S (THERON JACOBS) YOUTUBE VIDEOS


video #1: A MINION. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEQDFXIth5E&feature=plcp

so here we have a drawing of what appears to be a minion. B



video #2: PARTY THEFT http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhLpMZv67T8&feature=endscreen&NR=1

there’s a lot going on in this video but it works. it looks like the minion has returned but has undergone some type of transformation. as if he’s gained super powers or something. it’s kinda like when peter parker is just regular peter parker, but then he gets bitten by the spider and gets superpowers and just looks cooler in general. i can dig it. the minion is sporting some serious horns in this video too. has he turned into some sort of demon? maybe he’s tired of being a minion and wants to start getting into some ratchet shit by taking over the world. that seems like it could be a very real possibility. there are lots of colors surrounding our newly evolved demon man. lots of bright colors. all of this works great with the ‘minion evolving into satan’ motif. just realized this is probably rainbow satan. or at least it could be rainbow satan. is this how theron sees himself? maybe this is a caricature for how he sees himself. like when he gets really wasted, this is how he imagines people perceive him. makes you think. very impressive camera work and imaging. dig the artsy effects. B+




video #3: PARTY THEFT http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhLpMZv67T8&feature=plcp

this is a more upgraded version of the previous PARTY THEFT. B++



video #4: WILD DOGS STOLE MY MOM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x_vYCT90KI&feature=plcp

things are getting serious now. we see the man, the myth, the legend: theron jacobs, in the flesh. peep theron’s poetic swag. how he gets straight to the point without being boring. 90% of humans reading poetry are boring to the point of it being a crime. theron is just laid back on his poetic steez. this is a hard thing to accomplish. now let’s get to what theron is trying to say. apparently dogs stole his mom. that shit is bumming me out. dogs need to stop taking other people’s property. this is a big problem we have in america and it needs to be addressed. on a lighter note, this poem is pretty good. we learn that theron’s mom was stolen by wild dogs. she sent him a letter from wild dog kingdom and told him she actually enjoys this kingdom and has no my time for frivolous things such as love. oh yea, she’s also a wild dog now. i don’t know if she actually enjoys this canine kingdom or if she’s experiencing an extreme case of stockholm syndrome. the poem ended with a ‘see ya’, so i guess we’ll never know why this mother abandoned her prodigy of a son. whatever, all praise goes to rainbow satan and his ability to deliver interestingly absurd poetry on camera like a champ. A+


keep your eyes open for future TPHD reviews. only TPHD material will be reviewed due to the fact that all other videos on youtube are lame as hell


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