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my homunculus is too tall so i put him out of the house but
now he just waits around outside the house
bumming out my neighbors and my neighbor’s kids
actually it looks like he’s made friends with one of them
oh, he’s taught them to smoke okay
what does one do with a homunculus, 5’ 10” who won’t stop leering
and laughing like a broken bassoon and who smokes
and who teaches kids to smoke
do you drown him?
please advise