2nd July 2012

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THE LAST TIME I WAS FULLY HYDRATED, I WAS TOO YOUNG TO EVEN GROW A BEARD

WHICH ISN’T TO SAY THAT MY BEARD IS STEALING ALL MY WATER BUT IT IS MAYBE STEALING ALL MY WATER

IT IS A VERY HEAVY BEARD

I’VE HAD TO ADD SEVERAL POUNDS OF MUSCLE TO MY NECK TO MAINTAIN BALANCE

ALSO, WHEN I CRY IT COMES OUT OF MY BEARD

IT IS LIKE SOMEONE MOURNFULLY TWISTING A WATERLOGGED RAG AND IT IS EVEN SADDER THAN NORMAL TEARS

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