(from Choose Your Own Adventure #51: The Magic of the Unicorn, 1985)
There have been times when I’ve posted a selection and thought “I’m never going to top this for sheer existential insanity.”
And then my brother Greg emailed me (complete with a cameo appearance by his left thumb) the above photo and reminded me that Romeo Void had it right.
"YOU’RE TOO LATE," SAYS A SQUIRREL. "THE UNICORN IS DEAD."