27th October 2012

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I WANT TO BE A MODEL/ACTRESS/VERY SPECIAL DOG WHO’S RUN AWAY FROM HOME

I WANT TO BE LOST IN A JUNGLE OF TUPPERWARE, LIKE SOMEONE’S UPTURNED AN ENTIRE CONTAINER STORE’S WORTH OF TUPPERWARE AND IM LOST IN IT

I WANT TO FIND A MAGIC BEAN AND SPEND SOME TIME IMAGINING MY NEW AND IMPROVED LIFE WITH THIS BEAN ON MY SIDE

LATER ON I’LL LOSE THE BEAN AND THINK OF IT DURING MY MOST ABJECT, DESPAIRING MOMENTS

“IF ONLY I HAD THE BEAN,” I’D THINK

BUT I WOULDN’T HAVE IT ANYMORE

THE BEAN WOULD BE GONE

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